Not yet you didn’t. (Taken with Instagram)

Not yet you didn’t. (Taken with Instagram)

Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

Welp, just got my new favorite spam headline. (Taken with Instagram)

Welp, just got my new favorite spam headline. (Taken with Instagram)

Used to think my extreme anxiety was a “tool” that I used to write what I considered “achingly authentic” works of semi-autobiographical fiction. Now I use it to tweet at 3am. Night! (Taken with instagram)

Used to think my extreme anxiety was a “tool” that I used to write what I considered “achingly authentic” works of semi-autobiographical fiction. Now I use it to tweet at 3am. Night! (Taken with instagram)

mrdiv:

hexa

mrdiv:

hexa

Google voice poetry. (Taken with instagram)

Google voice poetry. (Taken with instagram)

"Generous, valeric, Jehovah’s Witness stands in Cologne Marketplace. Drums come in. When the drums come in fast, drums to shock into brass EVIL, what have you got in that paper bag? Is it a dose of vitamin C? Ain’t got no time for Western medicine. I am Damo Suzuki." (Taken with instagram)

"Generous, valeric, Jehovah’s Witness stands in Cologne Marketplace. Drums come in. When the drums come in fast, drums to shock into brass EVIL, what have you got in that paper bag? Is it a dose of vitamin C? Ain’t got no time for Western medicine. I am Damo Suzuki." (Taken with instagram)

The reality of a situation takes hold.

"lol."

The reality of a situation takes hold.

"lol."

I had this idea for a tweet about how Julie Bowen cheated on Jack from Lost with Ed from the NBC show “Ed” and because of that she probably caused the entire plane to go down and gave us six seasons of “Lost” instead of another season of “Ed,” because once Ed finally won over his true love, the show had no point anymore and had to end, but I just couldn’t make it fit into 140 characters no matter how hard I tried.

I had this idea for a tweet about how Julie Bowen cheated on Jack from Lost with Ed from the NBC show “Ed” and because of that she probably caused the entire plane to go down and gave us six seasons of “Lost” instead of another season of “Ed,” because once Ed finally won over his true love, the show had no point anymore and had to end, but I just couldn’t make it fit into 140 characters no matter how hard I tried.